That nurse needs to go back to school

labor and delivery: Feb 9th 12 noon.

Nurse: i have to check you to make sure your water really broke.

Me: would you like to see my pants? its not pee...

Nurse: we just have to check your fluid to make sure.

Me: what ever you need

so this nurse swabs my girl parts and comes back to tell me it wasn't amniotic fluid and she wants to test me for bacterial vaginosis...

Me: um... its my water... want me to stand up and show u how much gushes out?

Nurse: vagiosis sometimes has allot of discharge.

Me: not this much!

Nurse: yeah it can.

so i let her test me to humor her... god... what a dim wit this chick is. how long had she been doing this job? this was the first time I've been in a situation like this a i know what it is... and here this chick is telling me to go home. Ha!

Nurse: its not vagiosis

Me: i know

Nurse: let me check you again

Me: ok.........................

Nurse: its not showing fluid.

Me: well what else is it now?

this chick is amazing... really... how did she pass nursing school?

Nurse: let me call the Dr

Me: ok but I'm not leaving.

she leaves and comes back to test me again.

Nurse: ok its blue this time

Me: and that means... my water broke??

Nurse: yeah its for sure this time.

Me: its about damn time.

she leaves and comes back after calling my Dr to tell her.

Nurse: did you feel that?

Me: what?

Nurse: you just had a contraction.

Me: no... but if that's it... I'm lucky

Nurse: :) we think you should start walking for 30 min before we move you.

and the pain begins....